Things Sailormoon Characters would *never* Say
The title pretty much says it all. *grins* This page is purely for comedy. I hope you enjoy.
Usagi: Good morning, Mama, I hope you slept well. I fixed breakfast this morning.
Mamoru: I want to be a florist.
Rei: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! I OVER SLEPT!!!!!
Ami: What's this thingamujigger do?
Haruka: I'm thinking of letting my hair grow out.
Michiru: Forget the violin, I wanna play drums!
Artemis: I'm named after a goddess! Yay! I love my girlie name!
Luna: C'mon Artemis, let's go get some Tuna from the fish shop...after hours.
Chibiusa: I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid...
Setsuna: Confidentialy, it was me that allowed the Dark Moon people to the past.
Hotaru: Oooh! Milk! Nectar of the cows!
Seiya: Princess who? *blink blink*
Taiki: That guy in the mirror looks like a cone head with a bad toupe..
Yaten: Let's go play in the park! I've got dibs on the swings!
Minako: Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Usagi: 3x+7=28, with x=7
Mamoru: Sailor Senshi, you must see past the mundane, you must.... Look, girls...just kill it ok?
Rei: Look at me! I can talk to fire! Wheeeeeeee!!!! Oh! Sugar!
Ami: Well *tsk*, like, duh. Like, totally girl. Like I am so, like, excited!
Haruka: Work isn't everything.
Michiru: Duty isn't everything.
Artemis: I wanna be the first tap-dancing kitty cat!
Luna: NO! I WANT TO BE THE FIRST TAP-DANCING KITTY CAT!
Chibiusa: I have a stupid attack...
Setsuna: What time is it?
Hotaru: I'm a weight lifter.
Seiya: Well, we can't really sing, so we lip-sync.
Chibichibi: Aren't I just the cutest little demon sent from Queen Metallia, who is still alive, that you ever saw?
Usagi: Wrestle-mania! Yeah! Woo-hoo!!!!
Zoicite: *sings* Dude looks like a lady...